Thursday, May 13, 2010

Martinis

James Bond famously drank them (shaken, not stirred) and it seemed manly.

Why, then, is learning that my ex gay husband now favors dirty martinis so ironically hilarious to me?

Maybe this is more amusing: Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”



 

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